(inspiration: Hillside Honda with Ivan the terrible manager and his crack salesman who continued calling my house for 2 months after I “escaped”)

My Taurus tanked so I’m out to cut a deal

Forget about a new car, gotta keep it real

Went to the dealer, to see what he would say

Tried to reel me in, and I couldn’t get away

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Used car salesman, what a crappy job

Used car salesman, lying like a rug

Used car salesman, don’t make a deal for me

Used car salesman, just fuckin let me be

Muscle headed manager strong armed me for the kill

Plying dealer mind tricks, just to break my will

There were 3 stooges, who tried to force the sale

If I didn’t need a car, would be time for me to bail

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LEAD

Signed my check over to this stupid slob

Can’t remember if his name was John or Joe or Bob

Didn’t have the courtesy to fill the tank with gas

Cheap old mo fo is nothing but an ass

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CRASH ENDING