SUFFOCATION (inspiration: Chris O’Brien’s boss at work)

Cocksucker three times

For a first pass

Asshole three times

Cuz you’re an ass

Cunt twelve times

Like your momma’s poo

Twat five times

Too good for you

A hundred fourty cases

And you’re pulling none

On your fat ass

You say I missed one

When will you change

Your name to bitch

I’ll get the forms

So you can make the switch

Gargoyle girlfriend

Will swallow your soul

Cindy Crawford NOT

But plenty of moles

You build excitement

Like a Pontiac

Geriatric sex is

as good as you get

CHORUS

Read my lips

And read my hat

But you’re too stupid

To even do that

You’re lucky I punch

The clock for your crap

Needle dick pussy fart

With a plumber butt crack

LEAD

Cocksucker three times

For a first pass

Asshole three times

Cuz you’re an ass

Cunt twelve times

Like your momma’s poo

Twat five times

Too good for you

A hundred fourty cases

And you’re pulling none

On your fat ass

You say I missed one

When will you change

Your name to bitch

I’ll get the forms

So you can make the switch

Gargoyle girlfriend

Will swallow your soul

Cindy Crawford NOT

But plenty of moles

You build excitement

Like a Pontiac

Geriatric sex is

as good as you get

CHORUS

END