My car is real slow, the throttle's on and off
I'm just your average Joe, but my car is a sloth
 
On-ramps are the worst, this dude he cut me off
I wanted to play hardball, but my car is too soft
 
I jump the ramp divider, and hit the gas to pass
But the dude who cut me off, has a car that's much too fast
 
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I'm a slow moving target, and I get no respect
I have no choice, but to go on the attack
 
3 lane changes later, and little has changed
I try to squeeze around the guy, but he blocks my every lane
 
As my blood begins to boil, I gain to ramming speed
And bash his friggin' bumper, because I simply feel the need
 
His head snaps way back, he's been totally surprised
He looks into his mirror, and can't believe his eyes
 
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LEAD
 
Still in shock from contact, he opens up the way
I guess he figures, he'd rather live another day
 
Adrenaline's still flowing, as I creep up beside
We exchange pleasantries, and I continue on my ride
 
Maybe for the next time, I won't get so annoyed
Maybe with a faster car, this would've been avoided
 
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