(inspiration: “To Serve Man” Twilight Zone episode)

False brothers from a distant world

Albino Lurches repulsive and knurled

Claiming free help for the human race

United Nations, the meeting place

Here to make Earth much more efficient

Spreading wild, like a new religion

Curing disease ending famine and the rest

They just want trust, man is surely blessed

Their alien symbols deceptively cryptic

Decoding "To Serve Man" was a tough trick

Is serving the Earth their true plan?

Must decipher rest to protect fate of man

Their true motive is finally discovered

"To Serve Man" is finally uncovered

A COOK BOOK, essentially a how to

Earth's new Horror, humans on the menu

CHORUS

Human cattle ready to be slaughtered

Defenseless sheep, hung drawn and quartered

Kanamits are glutons of such easy prey

Man's demise, should not have ended this way