DIE VICTIM KILLER (I read about how Pizza delivery guys get shot or stabbed everyday)

Double-park your chariot of doom to run up to death’s door

Double-barreled shotgun greets you and you know now what’s in store

A squeeze, a click, and out it comes, a thunder shaking boom

You duck and exit keys in hand, week’s 3^rd attack on you

Legally you can’t be packing but you do it anyway

Your boss’s a slob, a jerk, a fuck, he puts you in harm’s way

He’ll can your ass right on the spot if he finds your loaded gun

He should try a week out there and watch his fat ass run

CHORUS

Pizza guys die everyday

That’s the way it is

But I won’t die a victim

In this delivery biz

LEAD

The next door that you knock on something isn’t right

Underneath your jacket finger’s on the trigger tight

Door bolts wide open with a knife hurling right at you

Two bullets in the chest and that dude’s day is through

CHORUS

END