(inspiration: Jeff didn’t like Taurobolium and wanted something to do with Toro’s and heads coming off, and he wanted it to be called DECAP ATTACK - heh heh)

DECAP ATTACK

When the grass is high, and the sun is warm

You lumber out, to start your chore

Something’s wrong, as you pull the cord

The engine fires, like a flaming sword

You dodge the blast, but your legs are singed

You grab the beast, but it makes you cringe

You start to trip, as it lurches back

Off pops your head, DECAP ATTACK

CHORUS

He was scarred for life, mowing lawns on the cheap

Sun baked with hate, haunting him in his sleep

Booby trapped them all, toro snapper and sears

Landscaper from hell, lawn boy craftsman and deere

You drive the rider, around and around

The engine chokes, there’s a snapping sound

The seat comes loose, you’re a useless sack

You head’s mowed off, DECAP ATTACK

LEAD

Trimming around, the trees and shrubs

A wheel falls off, one of the hubs

The mower flips, a booby trap

Head’s in the bag, DECAP ATTACK

CHORUS